I suppose this could be in the Jokes forum.
Then again you might be the pain in the ass biter customer that disagrees with everything and insists on running the show from beginning to end. Everything is run down: electrical dangers all around, a hole in your water hose, cat-pissed carpet, dog pissed condensor, dog turds all around the condensing unit, hvac filter MISSING, and moldy condensate lines. The customer has allergies (surprise !!!) can we afford a media filter? Your [nasty ass, mosquito-larvae-infested, missing-tooth swamp-rat snake-infested] uninsulated warped particle board mobile home dwelling with high weed vines tangled in your condenser fins, stinking laundry, spoiled food, burned-out light bulbs, deferred maintenance tenant of a late on your bills slumlord home-warranty company emergency-free-estimate-on-the-weekend customer.
Now, of course, the well dressed, NATE certified tech shows up and provides the appropriate "bad customer" markup, whereupon the home-warranty company seeks a cheaper opinion.
Meanwhile, across town in the upscale danglerb development, we have another situation. The HVAC company that usually services the mobile home park has shown up at danglerb's to do a classic bait and switch. The contract was printed up with a Bryant unit. In the fine print, it says "subject to availability, or internet special". And there is another clause. It says that the labor may be subcontracted. Danglerb is naturally irritated and the HVAC guy gets talked into doing the job on the side and "rip" there goes the written contract AND the warranty. Later, the condo association asks for a copy of the (permit????).
Ok danglerb, we know you wouldn't do this, but with your discussion of moonlight HVAC-ers, I couldn't resist.