[James 3528]

That drives me crazy...



I will never forget the woman that said I needed to be there at 5 and out by 5:00 because she walks on the beach everyday at 5:30

 

[mattm]

You just tell them you'll be there sometime between 5:00 AM and 5:00 PM. That's what the cable guy always says.

 

[James 3528]

The people I know real good ...I tell them I will walk up to their door and tell them after I get there.




My other line is....I am sorry..after 20 years I just recently picked up one other customer.

 

[oroy54]

Is she worth walking to the beach with?

 

[James 3528]

No one that dumb is

 

[Mr Bill]

Is she worth walking to the beach with?

Yea and when Cheryl get through with you after your little walk on the beach you won't
be able to walk anymore.

 

[RedRock]

What time are you going to be here?

12:43:44 p.m. MST if my heart beat is at 130 or greater and we have an ambient temperature of 73 degrees Fahrenheit with 30% Humidity I should be done by 1:10:56 and you will owe me approx. $743.75 for my amazing diagnostic ability and Franklinesque Scheduling


.................ummm..........................ok

 

[Green Mountain]

Is she worth walking to the beach with?

People are funny about thier houses. Some million dollar house owners will say, "The key is under the mat. Just send me a bill when you are done."

While others will have to take off of work to be there when you are there. They don't want you stealing the velvet Elvis tapestry they have hanging over the naughahide couch.

 

[oroy54]

Or they are afraid of you using their restroom.

 

[RoBoTeq]

That drives me crazy...



I will never forget the woman that said I needed to be there at 5 and out by 5:00 because she walks on the beach everyday at 5:30

That was one of your dates

 

[Collin]

They don't want you stealing the velvet Elvis tapestry they have hanging over the naughahide couch.

Sounds like Mankow's house.

 

[oroy54]

James

Sounds like my Lucy. I say, who crashed the car? She says "What car"?

 

[James 3528]

Sounds like Mankow's house.

Yeah, builds a nice house and furnishes it in "Early Whorehouse"

 

[oroy54]

Yeah, builds a nice house and furnishes it in "Early Whorehouse"

I like the idea.

 

[Stamas]

We have the McMasions here decorated in contempary New Jersey style.

Scheduling is like ball park pricing, you schedule to be there between 2-4pm, they hear-be there by 2, done by 4. You give them a rough estimate pending actual figures, $4000-$6000, they hear $4000.

I am sorry, is that HO bashing?