[spotts]

I'd buy you a Fur coat! But not a real fur coat, thats cruel!

I'd buy you some Art! A Picasso or a Garfunkel!

 

[HeyBob]

If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

 

[spotts]

They were here [Boulder Radio Station] and did an impromptu Mork and Mindy version of that song, so they took Morks Jeep cause it costs more!

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinners

But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinners! We'd just eat MORE! MMMMMmmmmmmmmm!
[maybe just make the macaroni..... and save the cheeze packet as a fragrant sachet for your sock drawer!]

If I had a Million DoOOoooo-oOooo-oOooolaaaaars! I'd be RICH! "Rich and creeeeamy!"

 

[spotts]

Can we say Bare Naked Ladies on this forum? Shazzzz bat!

 

[billva]

1. Hire a maid

2. Buy a small boat.

3. Buy a '60's or early '70's convertible in good condition

4. Buy a house with a garage for #3.

5. Invest and knock 5-10 yrs. off of my retirement date.

6. I'll buy everyone a round.

 

[neophytes serendipity]

Not enough to retire, but certainly enough to take some time off.

Just work enough hours to get a pension credit for the year

 

[spotts]

1. Hire a 18 yr old Puerto Rican cutsey maid

2. Buy a small boat with a bed so I can teach the maid to fish.

3. Buy a '60's or early '70's convertible in good condition and teach the maid to "Drive Me Home"

4. Buy a house with a garage for #3 [the maid].

5. Invest and knock 5-10 yrs. off of my retirement date [If the hot maid doesnt kill me off early of a haaat atack].

6. I'll buy everyone a round.

#6. Now yer talkin!

 

[billva]

Wow! I like the edited version better.

And Spotts gets 2 drinks for the suggestion.

 

[jimbob73]

If you inhereted a million $$$ what would be the first thing you would buy?

I think I'd spend it all on some mountain property, with some private water on it.

Sounds great, But sounds way too similar to that movie "Deliverance"! Squeal like a pig Squeal like a pig

<------- Sorry, No toofless smilies

 

[the mojo]

Take a road trip and go have a beer with Warren Buffet.

 

[billva]

Take a road trip and go have a beer with Warren Buffet.

Warren drinks Cherry Coke.

 

[Special-K]

I'd buy wifey a BMW, she's always wanted one. I'd send my daughter to the (expensive) college she wants to go to.

I really don't want for that much, I might buy myself a few little things but I'm really pretty content.

 

[James 3528]

Buy 2 BMW's so you will have one to drive while the other one is getting worked on.

 

[mcr]

I'd pay 1 month's mortgage for otto. He deserves it for all the laughs he's given us.

 

[spotts]

Take a road trip and go have a beer with Warren Buffet.

I'd prefer a beer with Jimmy Buffett!

 

[Special-K]

Buy 2 BMW's so you will have one to drive while the other one is getting worked on.

Nah, that'd be the Ford.

 

[sline-dawg]

If you guys can't make it with a million given to ya........


I'm 1/4 there and happier than a bear in the woods...

 

[Tool-Slinger]

If you inhereted a million $$$ what would be the first thing you would buy?

I think I'd spend it all on some mountain property, with some private water on it.

1 million dollars dividedby 50 cent beers in guadalajara mariachi bar = 2 million beers. Really, you make it sound so complicated, EASY math.

 

[ga-hvac-tech]

Pay off debts. Invest the rest. Work for another 10 and then retire and travel

After reading the entire thread (well, up to this post), I like JPB's idea the most. Well, maybe not work for 10 more years, probably more like 5 or 6.

But yeah, use it wisely, as few get a 2nd chance at a deal like this.

 

[James 3528]

Nah, that'd be the Ford.

I have both...$300 every time I walk past the BMW. You can't buy a extended warranty on a seven series.

A Mercedes was the best German car I ever owned. BMW ain't what it use to be.