[gruntly]

Just ask her if she'll consider saving a pile of cash and taking 5 or 6 lessons a week for the Hori. Mamba instead. Maybe even a couple a night.

 

[Jultzya]

We were out tonight, my wife looks me in the eye and says "I want to take ballroom dancing lessons with you."

It's a friggin' conspiracy I say!

Same offer applies to you, as it did to Dice.

 

[Diceman]

Re: This just in

We were out tonight, my wife looks me in the eye and says "I want to take ballroom dancing lessons with you."

It's a friggin' conspiracy I say!

Pretty funny......
Get some lifts shorty, and go for it, let me know.

 

[James 3528]

Re: This just in

We were out tonight, my wife looks me in the eye and says "I want to take ballroom dancing lessons with you."


It's a friggin' conspiracy I say!

Were you drinking? She may of said she wanted to ball you in another room.

 

[Diceman]

Re: This just in

We were out tonight, my wife looks me in the eye and says "I want to take ballroom dancing lessons with you."

It's a friggin' conspiracy I say!

If you lived closer we could send them out dancing with each other and we could hit the bars and do what we never had to take lessons for......getting wasted.

 

[mattm]

I bet no guy on here would dare make fun of Dice's dilemma to there wife. I can 100% guarentee the wife will say "That's not a bad idea. I want to take ball room dance lessons too. It would be romantic. Besides we never do anything together"

So I'm keeping my fat mouth shut and feel for ya Ma Cracka.

 

[Diceman]

Yeah all you tough guys, go tell your wifey poo about what my wife said......I double dare you....
Good point.........ma cracka.

 

[len]

please help me

alright,dammit i!ll take her,but i aint puttin my hands where they dont belong,i will spin her so hard she will be dizzy for weeks,actually its not all that bad dice,me and my my bride tried it a couple of times,we enjoyed it,but was not our cup of tea,but the reward i got for at least trying was unbelievable,we both thought we were in our 20s again,what a night,so go for it man,we all have balls here some just use excuses as why not to show them.

 

[Diceman]

We did it couple times at bar thingy, few years ago, but we were drinking too, so it was OK, more I drank the tougher it got to pay attention to the dance instructor, after awhile we just got loaded tried not to fall.

 

[frozensolid]

Please help me.

Face it dice you are beyond help.

 

[Collin]

Re: Re: This just in

We were out tonight, my wife looks me in the eye and says "I want to take ballroom dancing lessons with you."


It's a friggin' conspiracy I say!

Were you drinking? She may of said she wanted to ball you in another room.

Boyd may be that stupid, not me though.

[Edited by Collin on 02-27-2006 at 10:18 PM]

 

[Collin]

Mrs. Dice & Mrs. Collin

That could have been fun.

 

[Diceman]

Re: Mrs. Dice & Mrs. Collin

That could have been fun.

After dancing, it's the hot tub.

 

[bootlen]

Re: Re: Mrs. Dice & Mrs. Collin

That could have been fun.

After dancing, it's the hot tub.

Ye gads. Dice in a hot tub with Collin. Eeeeeewwww.

 

[coolwhip]

Next thing you know, she will have you out doing roller boogie and listening to Abba.

 

[Carnak]

Neal and Bob

 

[Green Mountain]

Man oh man! Dice you are in luck. There is a local dance group here in Bennington. They are called the "Country Cloggers" !!

Behind thier back we call them the "Hefty Hoofers". (kids can be so cruel)

I think Adam, the desk clerk, dances with this troop. So my thinking is that I can get this group to show up at the VFW for the convention. (They are at everything else in Town). You and Mrs.D can be like visiting guest stars. You should be a pretty good dancer by then.

Is this going to be a GREAT convention or what? Just say the word, Dice. I can make it happen.

[Edited by benncool on 02-28-2006 at 09:11 AM]

 

[Diceman]

Think I'll pass on the hefty hoofers....but thanks anyway.
Why doncha get a a karaoke dj for it though, might be funny as hell.

 

[icemeister]

You guys act like a bunch of schoolboys at their first dance......geeesh! What are you afraid of....Cooties?

Dice, try home video lessons like this one.

You can go to your local Library and find a good selection.....or is that not a manly thing to do either?

 

[Diceman]

I like that video link, now we are getting somewhere.