My wife and I are arguing over whether to watch a John Wayne movie or a Steven Segal movie. I say John Wayne would whip Steven Segal's A$$! She is a BIG Steven Segal fan (I tell her he is a pu$$y) and I am the BIGGEST John Wayne fan.
I saw Don Frye (former UFC champ) play the lead in some super cheesy movie, so he qualifies as having made a film. He would kick both their asses at once!