[DeltaT]

First shot: What is this guy doing?
Second shot: Still can't figure this guy out!
Third shot: Talk about your hard up guy! I wonder if this works?

 

[shaygetz]

Beats some of the lines I used to use...

 

[Some Dude]

That sign is just stupid, if I had a geo metro i would roll that baby alone to pick up chicks.

 

[pacnw]

and he thinks this is an improvement over what he has been doing?

 

[HVAC9900]

Bet he gets lots of action off that.....not.

 

[knewguy]

As Steve Martin from the Jerk says the new phone book are here. Couldn't found clip on youtube

 

[DeltaT]

and he thinks this is an improvement over what he has been doing?

This isn't you, is it? And that's your service van?

 

[yellowirenut]

ive seen signs similar to that around town. One guy has a 3 sided sign on top his car that he can rotate with a crank. nyways they all are getting paid to advertise. he may have started his own web sight or is getting paid by the mile to advertise. or is desperate

 

[goodguyu]

That sign is just stupid, if I had a geo metro i would roll that baby alone to pick up chicks.

pontiac firefly, geo metro has round tail lights

 

[tunnel_rat]

Might work, but what it attracts, you wouldn't want.......

 

[Some Dude]

pontiac firefly, geo metro has round tail lights

Sorry, but its still a whip

 

[DeltaT]

pontiac firefly, geo metro has round tail lights

Just can't believe that you would know that!

 

[goodguyu]

My dad has a geo metro, 3 cylinders = excellent mileage, just dont pass anyone with it unless you have lots of room

 

[Wheelbaron]

http://206.com/

Just a portal site to lots of junk sites.

 

[launboy]

http://206.com/

Just a portal site to lots of junk sites.

Not Quite...

http://ineedagirlfriend206.com/

 

[mcr]

My dad has a geo metro, 3 cylinders = excellent mileage, just dont pass anyone with it unless you have lots of room

I had to replace an engine in a Chevy Sprint once under warranty. The parts man handed me the short block over the counter in a small wooden box. I carried it under my arm.

The chain weighs more than the engine!

 

[DeltaT]

My daughter purchased a 1999 Geo and drove it from Seattle to NYC where she lives now. She got a speeding ticket going through Chicago doing 80.

She kept it on the streets of NYC for years until there hardy was a straight panel left. Someone in a SUV backed into her hood and dented it in about 5 inches or more so every time it rained she would get a pool of water that the birds took a bath in. She had the oil changed twice and tuned once when it just wouldn't run anymore.

On the way to DC we heard a noise so I attempted to open the hood. It was frozen shut. So I found a half empty bottle of soda and poured it on the hood cable until it unstuck the rust, then opened up the hood.

Last time I visited her the car was no where to be found..asked what happend. She said she had so many parking tickets the the city towed the car and sent her the bill to pay if she wanted the car back. She said the tickets were more then the car was worth so she never picked it up.

Someone out there may still be driving the thing. I think it was close to 175K miles with two oil changes and one tune up.

 

[dreianj]

If that guy gets some, he managed it with exactly 10 mins effort and about 10 bucks spent. Go ahead and try to pick up chicks in that amount of time and one drink. Apologies to the Casanovas out there who pick up chicks while putting air in their tires or scratching their a**es. ;-)