Jenny, my sweet Jenny, can we go out tonite.

 

You're making yourself more of an a$$ than I am!

 

"And he didn't learn anything the second time she kicked him either......!"

 

Hi, Cutie. My name is Ed. My friends call me Dice Man.

Eeeeeee-awwwww!





Whaddya mean yer not a goat?!

 

Ha boot! Any port in a storm will do.

 

Oh my sweet love when we get married we can make love all night
Oh my sweet love when we get married we can sleep all day
Oh my sweet love when we get married we can eat all afternoon
Oh my sweet love won't you marry me today!

 

I'd love to go to the Blue Grass Concert with you. But I'm tied up right now....... You dumb a$$.

 

What a Jackass!

 

 

Love is a many splendid thing . . .

 

Exciting new install position available.......transportation and helper provided.

 

I'm going to get drunk

And I sure do dread it

Cuz I know just what

I'm going to do....

 

"You know.............................you are the prettiest Rabbit I have seen in a while"

 

Thats a good one. Or "Do you see the size of that frickin Rabbit?"

 

In a bubble caption says the mule "You jackass"

 

Banjoist: "You know.....things between me and your sister didn't fare so well.....and .....uggggh.......I always thought you were prettier

Donkey: ""Sing to me you bastard......sing to me like you aint never sang before"...

 

"Your music isn't bad, but that hat's got to go!"